mypenisusedquickattack:

Everyone’s favorite editor

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jaclcfrost:

u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure

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triforce-of-stupid:

I just 3D printed an entire cabinet science is amazing

triforce-of-stupid:

I just 3D printed an entire cabinet science is amazing

"We looked at each other a little too long to be ‘just friends’."
-(via hefuckin)

somepotternerd:

Hagrid Hagrid Potter, you were named after the onLY GUY IN MY LIFE WHO LOOKED OUT FOR ME WITH ZERO ULTERIOR MOTIVES HE LITERALLY JUST CARED ABOUT ME BECAUSE HE WAS A GENUINELY NICE PERSON AND HE DESERVES SOME RECOGNITION FOR THAT

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life-writer:

a not so little mabel ♥(ノ´∀`)

life-writer:

a not so little mabel ♥(ノ´∀`)

sammiey:

sammiey:

my doctor told me to eat more taco bell

well actually he said “less mcdonalds” but i’m pretty sure i know what he meant

shut-up-im-superman:

"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"

well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me

dickploma:

*michael jones voice* scuse me scuse me scuse me

seriousjones:

*walks out of the movie theater and it’s still daytime* what the fuck

hepatized:

you can hate on jack all you want but i just want you to know that he’d still tell you how well you did in something and congratulate you on all your achievements because jack is a god damn sweetheart

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oreooficial:

spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie